More Facebook Grammar

I am not in the mood to post mean things. Yet I am sharing screenshots from my Facebook News Feed. I only have two as of now. 

The first one is from my friend. It's not the post, it's the comment.

While this one is from
Facebook friend with consistently bad grammar. This is my third post on him... Right now i have nothing against him, I posted this for fun only.

It's your job to find wrong grammar and correct it. Good luck with that especially with the last one.