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Sunday, November 30, 2014

The Janitor: My Deal (NSFW)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any semblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

He was handing out my backpack down the door. He asked me if it was mine. I said "Yes that's my backpack, thanks". I instructed him to slip it down the door. He did as I told him to and went away. The janitor scooped my right thigh with his left arm. I squealed as the janitor intentionally thrusted harder. The guy was still inside the restroom, he asked me "Are you ok?". I quickly replied "I'm fine". The janitor started to thrust his cock deeply. I gave off a scream. The guy heard me and asked once more "Are you sure you're ok there?" I gasped deeply, the pounding was so good. I replied to the guy "Yes, just something in my ass. Nothing to worry about". Then he finally left.

Monday, November 24, 2014

A Not So Big Bug

Days ago when I played PvZ2 I got an unusual yet pleasant surprise from the Zombie Yeti.

 Two lunchboxes!

Thursday, November 20, 2014

The Janitor: Into the Stall (NSFW)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any semblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

He placed his hands on my head. I thought he would push me away. I slowly touched his shaft moving to the tip. His foreskin was partially covering his glans. In a circular motion I touched the tip of his penis. playing my finger under his foreskin. I pulled his foreskin up. I let go and watch as his foreskin gradually revealed half his glans. I grabbed his cock by the foreskin and gently moved halfway his shaft. I moved it back again, covering his glans with his foreskin. I continued jerking him but made sure his foreskin wouldn't totally reveal his glans. He was panting. I started to jerk him in a faster pace. I jerked all the way to his base, pulling down his foreskin revealing a big glans. He stopped me and went down the chair.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Phone Number Evil Plot

As I was browsing through porn sites, I can't help but notice some comments posted by thirsty or desperate users. These thirsty users post their phone number on the comments box, including their location or preference. It's like advertising theirselves online for potential playmates or cutomers.

While reading some of the comments, a question just popped into my head: "Has anyone ever posted someone's number (not theirs)?". You know using someone's number as a prank, so that your friend or whoever that is receives some anonymous obscene text message. But isn't that too much of a prank? Well I agree that's too evil, *ponders greatly* unless you were intentionally plotting against them...


Friday, November 14, 2014

Back with a Blast! (NSFW)

Hunk Recordings is back!

I came back to menchats and started to record possible cummers. Guess what, I was able to record one hunk cumming. It took him just a minute before he came.

Monday, November 10, 2014

The Janitor: At the Restroom (NSFW)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any semblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

It was ten o clock, my stomach grumbled. I was hungry, I haven't eaten my breakfast. I wanted to fill my stomach with food as soon as possible. I surveyed their menu. Finally I decided to order some random food within my budget. I pay and receive my meal in a tray. As I was carrying my food I saw the sign "more seats upstairs". I went up to the second floor. I searched for a convenient spot. As I found my place, I put down my tray on the table. I sat, placed my backpack on the adjacent vacant seat, and chowed down my food. From a distance I can see a janitor cleaning the windows. I was silently observing him while I was eating. He was quite cute and I think a bit taller than me by an inch or two. I already finished my food but decided to prolong my stay. I wanted to observe him. I took out a book from my bag and started reading. There were moments that I glanced at the janitor. I sipped the orange juice in my glass. Then I looked at the window and he was gone.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Odd Question: What are Bella Swan's Greatest Achievements?

After asking at Yahoo! Answers an odd yet silly question about Bella Swan two years ago I forgot that I was supposed to post screenshots of the wildest and funniest answers that users willingly supplied me with (not to mention that four agreed to ride on with my trolling).

Of course I'll tell you what I asked. The question was "What are Bella Swan's Greatest Achievements?" Since I didn't read Stephenie Meyer's The Twilight Saga I wouldn't exactly know the answers to my question even if I watched parts of the movie franchise.


the best answer was chosen by Yahoo!

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Daily Hot Guy 13

I'm sorry for the late post... again. Wasn't able to upload the images in advance and scheduled it.

Anyway, here they are!