First Time With Hair Removal Cream

My pubes have been giving me problems. It's not that big of a problem, I just don't like the feeling of my penis being entangled with my pubes. Aside from that annoying feeling of entanglement, when my cock spontaneously gets hard it pulls most of my pubes attached to it. 

I tried trimming and even shaving my pubes once a while but all were such a hassle. And the stubble can get painful, pricking and piercing on my cock.

Geekier Than Me

I had this geeky classmate in college: quite younger, skinnier, and taller than me; he also has curly hair. He is way geekier than I am, more like an uber geek. 

Sixty percent of his casual conversations with me are about computers, science, and anime that I hardly relate to. I have to admit he might be more intelligent than me. Going back, it was his movements and mannerisms that makes him geekier. I always associate him with (or even as) Nicolas Mora from Yo soy Betty, la fea; Betty's best and only friend (as I clearly recall). And yup he wears thick glasses, very stereotype. Spite of all those mentioned, I sure was able to notice his good looks. 

The Second Cumming

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One Mess of a Hair

I had a plan that before June ends I would have my hair dyed platinum blond. I insisted with my plan and ended up with a dreaded hair.

I bought a platinum blond shampoo dye. I applied it by myself as instructed by the label. From time to time, I was looking at the mirror and noted that there were only minimal changes. After rinsing off the shampoo I became frustrated with the result. My hair turned one shade lighter not even near blond. But I saw underneath them my newly growing hair has drastically become light blond. 

My Video was Removed!

Bullshit! Someone just reported my video as "Copyright Video" on Porhub.com. That's just unfair, my video was removed but the others weren't... theirs were even there for two years or more and NEVER reported for the same issue I had. And to think they're not even producers of the video, just common people who like to share porn videos, like me.

I Came In My Sleep (NSFW)

I woke up after having a nocturnal emission! Finally I have proven that my write-up How to have Nocturnal Emission does work. It took me a month (or more) to abstain. Yes I made a silly pact for myself, something like reserving myself for marriage... that is if I am to ever find the one for me.

The Pact and Peeing Out Cum

I have promised myself to reserve my cum when the right person comes. Silly, right? So how will I know if I have found him (or her)? Beats me...

Anyway, I have been abstaining from cumming for months now. It's not easy especially that I regularly update my video bookmarks on MyVidster. I obviously need to watch the porn video before I add them to my collection. It's like buying and hoarding the things you like without having to use them.

Rotating 360 Degrees

Today I had an amazing online chat with a customer service agent of a sex toy shop. She isn't the best but she sure entertained me with her naivety. 

I saw the new arrivals on their online shop. I wanted to ask about the incomplete information posted. There were three items that I was interested with: a vibrating dildo, a masturbator, and a rotating dildo.

When Will I See Him?

I really wanted to post this last December but I thought that it would just make me look silly. But now I think it's about time to do it. Because new events have accumulated for this story to be finally told.

Stressful Online Shopping

Have you ever shopped online for Christmas? If you're the type of person who wouldn't like to join in with the shopping crowd in malls and shops then online shopping is for you. It's more convenient and hassle-free.

But have you ever experienced having your items delivered delayed? Well I did for the first time. It was more stressful than Christmas shopping in town.

The Rubbery Pepper

About a month ago I ate at some Mexican restaurant. The menu was quite typical, with Nachos, Quesadilla, Tacos, etc. One thing caught my eye: Chiles Relleno. So I ordered it. They even had to ask the cook if the order was available. Yup it was available, so I waited.

Better Bowel Movement

Have you ever had problems in taking a dump? You know that moment when you take so much time sitting on the toilet straining.

I've had them before too. Whenever I eat too much I always have problems with my bowel movement. I always bleed especially when I have hard stools. I even feared that with this continuous event I might become anemic. Also harder stools added pain and hemorrhoids to my collection. But now I've been defecating with ease, no bleeding even with hard stools!

So how did I solve it? I'll let you into one of my secrets.

The Perfect Hairstyle Idea

I am so weird that it reflects with my hairstyle. And it seems that I had the most unique hairstyle in our city. Yes HAD, past tense, because some of the citizens of our place, especially the younger generations, have adapted to radical hairstyles. As of today my look is quite plain, my odd ideas may have been absorbed by many. But I can proudly say that I started this hair revolution two years ago.
 

 

Brittani Kline's short Dutch boy hairstyle of ANTM 16 and Spock of Star Trek have inspired my hair. With that hair I was a head-turner! So unusual that it's made for fashion. I even had my hair from black to golden blonde and vice versa. I even had an undercut while having that hair more like Mirai Trunks of Dragonball and Moe of The Three Stooges. But just recently have I decide to blend in with the crowd. I've been having problems with excessive sweating near my nape and above the ears.

The Kids Who Segregated Their Pizza Toppings

Me and my cousins were eating at a pizza place. On a table nearby are a group of kids were eating. They're all by themselves, their parents must be elsewhere. They were Muslims I could tell by the language that they speak and the hijab that the girl was wearing.

Upon receiving our pizza we chowed down on it. My cousin said that the one of the kids was being bossy. I turned to look towards their table in a discreet manner. The bossy one seems to be the eldest. She instructs them to take some of the meat off the pizza. After which they'd eat the pizza. I did segregate my toppings once when I was a kid, taking off the bellpepper, onions, and all the vegetables on the pizza. The only pizza that I ate before in whole was ham and cheese.

Hanging Loose (NSFW-ish)

What's up with men walking around in public, with their cocks and balls hanging loose?

I don't have the nerve to do so because I don't have an enormous cock to be proud of. Well, I did this in two instances but regretted them. One was when I forgot to bring extra underwear in an overnight with my friends. The following day my friend toured me to her seemingly large place... and my balls were dangling, I wasn't wearing underwear under my shorts. My were they painful, like being pulled by gravity and the friction between them and my groin aggravated the situation.

I Think I Did It! (NSFW-ish)

After two weeks of edging torture, I think I did it! Finally! So what did I do?

I'm still unsure whether I did it successfully or not. But I'm writing this down for documentation purposes. I had nocturnal emission!

How To Have Nocturnal Emission (NSFW-ish)

Ever since I watched a video on nocturnal emission, I fantasized in having one. Also known as wet dreams these, they obviously happen when you're asleep.

Check this video I complied in myVidster, this one is so far the best nocturnal emission ever! It's so cool that you want to have one too! Oh wait, here's a GIF I made from that video.

New Papi Video (NSFW)

I have decided to upload a video I downloaded from my myVidster bookmarks because I know that it will eventually be removed. And I was right, it's because of stupid comments from stupid users such as stupid "Silly Queen".

Yes, it's so silly

Who Really Stole It?

Someone stole one of my ORIGINAL Hunk Recordings video from this blog. For the record no one asked permission and gave me credit. I feel insulted, it seems that that moron claimed it to be theirs.

V is for Vector

My former classmate informed me that my hair is vector, not to mention that my bangs is V-shaped. I didn't know what she meant... And she was dying in laughter and left me clueless.

I ignored what she said since I can't relate to it. After some time of pondering, I then remembered "Despicable Me" and it rang a bell. The villain there was named Vector. I watched the movie again to examine that guy closely and have some good time.