My pubes have been giving me problems. It's not that big of a problem, I just don't like the feeling of my penis being entangled with my pubes. Aside from that annoying feeling of entanglement, when my cock spontaneously gets hard it pulls most of my pubes attached to it.
I tried trimming and even shaving my pubes once a while but all were such a hassle. And the stubble can get painful, pricking and piercing on my cock.
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Showing posts with label Misadventures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Misadventures. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Bad Day (Part 2)
The other half of my day could have been worse. I felt the need to see the tanktop guys I saw earlier. Seriously two tanktop guys! But I had to wait for my sex toy to arrive. I went on an adventure to see them, someone could receive my item on my behalf. To cut the story short I didn't see them and my recording failed. I only saw the tanktop camouflage guy when my ride home was already running. He was carrying boxes of goods for some other store. I didn't know that the store I saw him on and the other bigger store he was carrying boxes for were owned by the same person.
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Bad Day (Part 1)
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I felt the need to quarrel the sex toy shop's contact person. Why? Because they said that the items that I paid for weren't available.
First I had to go to the market to run some errands. I was feeling that I might see the guy in his tanktop. I readied my phone on my bag and I went walking. Sad to say he wasn't there.
Out of the blue, I wanted to buy bread at the bakery. On the way there my eyes caught something, rather someone. A guy in a camouflage tanktop. If it wasn't for my amazing peripheral view I couldn't have seen him... because he was on camouflage! If only my peripheral view can take snapshots. Good thing my phone was still recording. And this is what my camera has caught.
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Darth Vader Hair
On the first day of April I had my Brazilian Blowout. Everything turned out well. The hairstylist told me to come back for a follow-up when needed. And I thought doctors were the only ones who give follow-ups.
I came back because the follow-up was free. Though my hair was in perfect condition it was covering my view. I had to have my hair trimmed down. I was new to their salon that's why the hairstylist didn't know the Spock hair that I wanted. The female hairstylist who had the first cut of my hair at their salon knew about my bowl cut hair. She guided him. Finally we were right on track. My fringes were on above my brows with no space allocation. Then he curved the fringe along my brows and cut all the remaining hair.
I ended up having another unique hairstyle. I didn't mind the uniqueness so I let the hairstylist slip. At first I thought that he made me look like Sia with black hair.
Days after I realized that I looked like wearing a Darth Vader helmet with my new hairstyle. My fringes were touching my bushy brows making them curve in between them. It was quite funny how my hair was from Spock to Darth Vader. And I am not a Space Science Fiction fan. It just so happened that the hairstylist didn't know the hair that I wanted.
Obviously heads turned as I passed by. I didn't give a damn care about what people think of it. Because I can have a hair like this... and they can't even spend the same amount for their hair. I just think to myself "Yes, my hair is worth more than yours. The joke's on you!"
I came back because the follow-up was free. Though my hair was in perfect condition it was covering my view. I had to have my hair trimmed down. I was new to their salon that's why the hairstylist didn't know the Spock hair that I wanted. The female hairstylist who had the first cut of my hair at their salon knew about my bowl cut hair. She guided him. Finally we were right on track. My fringes were on above my brows with no space allocation. Then he curved the fringe along my brows and cut all the remaining hair.
I ended up having another unique hairstyle. I didn't mind the uniqueness so I let the hairstylist slip. At first I thought that he made me look like Sia with black hair.
Days after I realized that I looked like wearing a Darth Vader helmet with my new hairstyle. My fringes were touching my bushy brows making them curve in between them. It was quite funny how my hair was from Spock to Darth Vader. And I am not a Space Science Fiction fan. It just so happened that the hairstylist didn't know the hair that I wanted.
Obviously heads turned as I passed by. I didn't give a damn care about what people think of it. Because I can have a hair like this... and they can't even spend the same amount for their hair. I just think to myself "Yes, my hair is worth more than yours. The joke's on you!"
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
When Will I See Him?
I really wanted to post this last December but I thought that it would just make me look silly. But now I think it's about time to do it. Because new events have accumulated for this story to be finally told.
Friday, March 20, 2015
The Real "Hardworker"
My short story series "The Hardworker" is based on based on (my) real life minus the sex scenes. If you're wondering how does the shrimp look like, here he is!
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Looking Younger
Have you ever been complimented that you look younger than your age? I have, for a couple of times. It makes me feel good to hear that. Though I enjoy the perks of looking younger, I have never used it to my advantage. I mean in a practical sense.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Stressful Online Shopping
Have you ever shopped online for Christmas? If you're the type of person who wouldn't like to join in with the shopping crowd in malls and shops then online shopping is for you. It's more convenient and hassle-free.
But have you ever experienced having your items delivered delayed? Well I did for the first time. It was more stressful than Christmas shopping in town.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
The Rubbery Pepper
About a month ago I ate at some Mexican restaurant. The menu was quite typical, with Nachos, Quesadilla, Tacos, etc. One thing caught my eye: Chiles Relleno. So I ordered it. They even had to ask the cook if the order was available. Yup it was available, so I waited.
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Biggest Revelation Yet: The Epilogue (NSFW)
This is a true story based on my life. I may not narrate all the details vividly as it still has some bearing on me. Nevertheless, I will try my best to write only the truth, no more no less. I advise those faint of the heart to discontinue reading. Reader discretion is advised.
Can't remember if it was weeks or days later after he wanked me in class.
Can't remember if it was weeks or days later after he wanked me in class.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Hanging Loose (NSFW-ish)
What's up with men walking around in public, with their cocks and balls hanging loose?
I don't have the nerve to do so because I don't have an enormous cock to be proud of. Well, I did this in two instances but regretted them. One was when I forgot to bring extra underwear in an overnight with my friends. The following day my friend toured me to her seemingly large place... and my balls were dangling, I wasn't wearing underwear under my shorts. My were they painful, like being pulled by gravity and the friction between them and my groin aggravated the situation.
I don't have the nerve to do so because I don't have an enormous cock to be proud of. Well, I did this in two instances but regretted them. One was when I forgot to bring extra underwear in an overnight with my friends. The following day my friend toured me to her seemingly large place... and my balls were dangling, I wasn't wearing underwear under my shorts. My were they painful, like being pulled by gravity and the friction between them and my groin aggravated the situation.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
I Think I Did It! (NSFW-ish)
After two weeks of edging torture, I think I did it! Finally! So what did I do?
I'm still unsure whether I did it successfully or not. But I'm writing this down for documentation purposes. I had nocturnal emission!
I'm still unsure whether I did it successfully or not. But I'm writing this down for documentation purposes. I had nocturnal emission!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Bigest Revelation Yet: Part III (NSFW)
This is a true story based on my life. I may not narrate all the details vividly as it still has some bearing on me. Nevertheless, I will try my best to write only the truth, no more no less. I advise those faint of the heart to discontinue reading. Reader discretion is advised.
As usual we were all bored from research class. Everyone was feeling sleepy. Only a handful were quite interested with the topic in class, I wasn't one of them. My eyes were becoming heavy. I fight the sleep because I didn't want to be insulted in class (again) by my teacher. My seatmate turned horny... again. Great he just woke me up. But I knew that he was up to no good.
As usual we were all bored from research class. Everyone was feeling sleepy. Only a handful were quite interested with the topic in class, I wasn't one of them. My eyes were becoming heavy. I fight the sleep because I didn't want to be insulted in class (again) by my teacher. My seatmate turned horny... again. Great he just woke me up. But I knew that he was up to no good.
Friday, September 28, 2012
How I Fixed iOS 6 Update Problem
For iPhone users out there, it was such a thrill to know that iOS 6 was finally released. It does have some few enhancements on your iPhone when updated with. The problem is, I did encounter a great problem while updating. Good thing something saved me from this turmoil that I was in.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
The Hottie Who Likes Bears (NSFW)
Meeting hot and nice guys online is a rare find. Some may be hot but condescending or ill-mannered. Others may be cultured yet pose an unpleasant sight.
I met this rare guy from a gay chat site. It was easy for me to find him since
Friday, September 14, 2012
Biggest Revelation Yet: Part II (NSFW)
This is a true story based on my life. I may not narrate all the details vividly as it still has some bearing on me. Nevertheless, I will try my best to write only the truth, no more no less. I advise those faint of the heart to discontinue reading. Reader discretion is advised.
It was in the middle of the class when everyone was getting bored, except for those intelligent classmates of mine. My seatmate tried to say something to me in a low tone. He offered me to touch his dick or himself to touch mine. I can't really remember which was it.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
A Glass Full Of Gravy
I went to KFC to grab some snack. When my order was complete, I went upstairs to have myself seated near the aircon. Then I found the area somewhat empty yet crowded so i made my way towards the table. I sat down and pondered what was missing. I needed more
Thursday, September 6, 2012
It's Raining on the Other Side
Earlier, I went to town to shop for stupid things. I wore my hoodie since the clouds are gray, I wouldn't want to get wet in a heavy rain.
As I went outside, I noticed
As I went outside, I noticed
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
How I Did My Very First Aerosol Flamethrower
Did you ever try to see if aerosols really are flammable? Well I did through making my own aerosol flamethrower and it was fun. You can do it on your own provided that you have safety gear. If you are a minor, seek guidance from older people.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Pork and Beans Scent Mystery
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Warning: If you love Pork and Beans, do not read this article. Doing so might change your perception on this food. I am not liable for such damage incurred after reading this. You have been warned, continue if you have a strong gut feeling.
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