My Own Way of Masturbating: Thighjob (NSFW)

Hours ago, I was just refreshing myVidster.com to see newly bookmarked videos. I scrolled their homepage to look for videos that fall in any of my video bookmark categories. I clicked on a video that seemed to fit in. I waited for it to load. While the video was loading, I paused it. Then the video displayed thumbnails of related videos found on the site. One thumbnail caught my attention. I clicked on it and I was redirected to the video.

I watched the video and bam... Confirmed! Someone else can also masturbate like me! The way I masturbate is very peculiar, I thought that no one else can do it. Months ago I even tried searching the internet by describing the way I did it. The search gave me very similar acts but only done by females. Not until now that I found that video (scroll down below). I thought of posting about my peculiar way of masturbation. But I didn't have the appropriate title nor the name for it. Now I have the extra push I needed. And just days ago have I coined my own way of masturbation: Thighjob.

A Thumb Up (NSFW)

I heard the phrase "thumbs up" which indicates approval or acceptance. But what does it mean when someone gestures "thumb up"? Is it still the same or half its known derivation?

A thumb up and something else...

HBD? Why not HB!

Some idea just came to my mind. Why is "Happy Birthday" abbreviated (wrongly) "HBD"?

I don't know about you, but it's just wrong. Why not HB since "Birthday" is one word hence would be more appropriate.

More Facebook Grammar

I am not in the mood to post mean things. Yet I am sharing screenshots from my Facebook News Feed. I only have two as of now. 

The first one is from my friend. It's not the post, it's the comment.

While this one is from

If You Can't Keep A Secret...

Does anybody know of the song "Secret" by The Pierces? I'm sure those who watch Pretty Little Liars know of this. The song does fit in the show. I bet the song is playing on your mind while reading this.


I brought about this topic because of a particular line of the said song that bothers me. Actually it wasn't me who thought of it, someone asked me of what I think of:

because two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Brownout = Kick in the Face

I hate it when people interchange two different words as if they are synonymous. I can't blame them, they don't research as often as I do. A very good example is Blackout vs Brownout. It boils my blood to hear people use these words interchangeably. I just want to kick them in the face!

To clear the confusion I will define each according to what I've known after extensive research. 

Facebook Status Overload 2

Remember my Facebook friend? The one who has this very bad grammar. Even when meanie mode is not on now, I want to post another article about him. He's just so big-headed and it makes my blood boil. Of all the people I've known in my lifetime, hands down he's the show off king!

He wouldn't have triggered my temper if he

From Anthony's Ex with Love (NSFW)

Revenge Services had it's very first customer yesterday. He never mentioned his name nor will I divulge if I knew. Let's just call him Keith, not his real name.

He wanted to expose his ex's pictures, it was his way of moving on. I willingly offered my help without reservation. Introducing Anthony!

Cutest Scary Song

Ever since I watched "Insidious" I was hooked with the scary yet amusing song "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim. It really is a good song. People associate it with the said movie that's why they don't listen to it.

Facebook Status Overload

Meanie mode on. With that I turn into a big fat meanie, figuratively that is. At this state I become more susceptible to despicable ideas. May I clarify that when I am mean I am not evil nor mischievous. Am I too confusing? For me, mean is below mischievous and evil.

My First Cumming GIF Animation (NSFW)

Title may be misleading. It's not me who's cumming, it's the animated GIF that I own. Furthermore, this is a lazy post be relieved of not reading a litany of irrelevant words from me.

Odd Singing Style

While listening to the radio hours ago, I can't help but adore Frank and Nancy Sinatra's version of "Something Stupid". It was so romantic and evocative. The song was originally written by Carson Parks and sung by him with his wife Gail Foote. (www.en.wikipedia.org , 2012). But I like Sinatra's version better.

so harmonious

An Assessment of Jack and Jill

Nursery rhymes were made as literacy tools for children. Its main purpose has something to do with familiarity of words.

One of the most famous Nursery rhyme is "Jack and Jill". We even have a dirty version of it. Everybody has learned of this during our pre-school years. Let us reminisce the days when we recited this in our pre-school by reciting it altogether.

Ws are Longer

In this era people nowadays get used to doing things the shorter way. We do our most of our work almost effortlessly due to the advancements in technology. We travel from one place to another in just a short time thanks to transportation. Food is also served in an instant. Even messages are relayed in just a flash. Not to mention our speech has been reduced in the form of abbreviations such as WTF, FTW, LMAO, BRB, TTYL, etc. in order to convey it briefly in text messages, chat, and e-mail.

Charice = Pempengco

Because Charice, Most Talented Girl in the World as coined by Oprah Winfrey, is my idol I tried to translate her name in Google Translate. I randomly chose Malay as base language. When i translated "Charice" to English language it yielded "Pempengco".

I tried two other languages, Spanish and Dutch, and it gave the same result.

Try it to see what I mean here. You can use other languages and tell me the results.

Roll with Laughter

Lenka is one of my favorite singers. Not only is she talented in singing but she's also a creative concept artist and composer. She makes her own music videos in the form of stop-motion animation.

Just today I was listening to Lenka's "Roll With The Punches" on iTunes, then i decided to watch  this video on YouTube.