Bello Kicked Out (NSFW-ish)

Thank goodness Bello got booted! I'm referring to that so-called androgynous modelstant from ANTM Cycle 22. I didn't even like him because he's such a primadonna yet less annoying than Devin, though they're both junk fillers for the show. The only thing worth remembering about him is his exorcism photo from episode 6.

Scary or Funny?

Random GIFs from Movies

Have you ever watched movies and thought that some scenes are GIF-worthy? I did and made the GIFs in an instant, well almost. I even downloaded a whole movie, that I don't even want to watch, for the sake of making a GIF.

Rotating 360 Degrees

Today I had an amazing online chat with a customer service agent of a sex toy shop. She isn't the best but she sure entertained me with her naivety. 

I saw the new arrivals on their online shop. I wanted to ask about the incomplete information posted. There were three items that I was interested with: a vibrating dildo, a masturbator, and a rotating dildo.

Darth Vader Hair

On the first day of April I had my Brazilian Blowout. Everything turned out well. The hairstylist told me to come back for a follow-up when needed. And I thought doctors were the only ones who give follow-ups.

I came back because the follow-up was free. Though my hair was in perfect condition it was covering my view. I had to have my hair trimmed down. I was new to their salon that's why the hairstylist didn't know the Spock hair that I wanted. The female hairstylist who had the first cut of my hair at their salon knew about my bowl cut hair. She guided him. Finally we were right on track. My fringes were on above my brows with no space allocation. Then he curved the fringe along my brows and cut all the remaining hair.

I ended up having another unique hairstyle. I didn't mind the uniqueness so I let the hairstylist slip. At first I thought that he made me look like Sia with black hair. 

Days after I realized that I looked like wearing a Darth Vader helmet with my new hairstyle. My fringes were touching my bushy brows making them curve in between them. It was quite funny how my hair was from Spock to Darth Vader. And I am not a Space Science Fiction fan. It just so happened that the hairstylist didn't know the hair that I wanted.

Obviously heads turned as I passed by. I didn't give a damn care about what people think of it. Because I can have a hair like this... and they can't even spend the same amount for their hair. I just think to myself "Yes, my hair is worth more than yours. The joke's on you!"

Conceited Or Dumb For Valentines?

I am so sorry for having late posts, especially with my Short Story for the month of February. I have been out of focus lately, thoughts have been scrambled. Furthermore, I have been having a hard time looking for videos to make GIFs that suit my story.

The Hidden Dinosaur Game in Google Chrome

I don't know if you heard about YouTube's hidden snake game. If not then you're five years late. I've googled it for you just in case you don't know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, this post isn't about that game. I have found a similar game with that mentioned above, but this one requires you to be offline. I discovered this from a forum on Kickass Torrents days ago. 

Odd Question: What are Bella Swan's Greatest Achievements?

After asking at Yahoo! Answers an odd yet silly question about Bella Swan two years ago I forgot that I was supposed to post screenshots of the wildest and funniest answers that users willingly supplied me with (not to mention that four agreed to ride on with my trolling).

Of course I'll tell you what I asked. The question was "What are Bella Swan's Greatest Achievements?" Since I didn't read Stephenie Meyer's The Twilight Saga I wouldn't exactly know the answers to my question even if I watched parts of the movie franchise.

the best answer was chosen by Yahoo!

A Special Halloween GIF

Halloween is fast approaching. In line with this I'd like to share something to you. A classmate of mine inspired me to make this.

 

Just a short backstory. It was night time and I was feeling sleepy already. My classmate messaged me on Facebook prompting me to click on the link. I clicked and waited for it to load on the newly opened tab. It was some flash video. Then I watched as the horror unfolds right in front of me! It was some bloody woman staring with matching horror sounds. My drowsiness went away and I had to watch something else just to erase it on my mind. Bitch had to make a prank on me!

 

This isn't the one

 

I intentionally put the blank black image above to conceal my GIF from being previewed. It's been two years now since I thought of making a GIF for Halloween, problem is I forgot. And the following year my laptop got permanently damaged. Without further ado here it is!



The Kids Who Segregated Their Pizza Toppings

Me and my cousins were eating at a pizza place. On a table nearby are a group of kids were eating. They're all by themselves, their parents must be elsewhere. They were Muslims I could tell by the language that they speak and the hijab that the girl was wearing.

Upon receiving our pizza we chowed down on it. My cousin said that the one of the kids was being bossy. I turned to look towards their table in a discreet manner. The bossy one seems to be the eldest. She instructs them to take some of the meat off the pizza. After which they'd eat the pizza. I did segregate my toppings once when I was a kid, taking off the bellpepper, onions, and all the vegetables on the pizza. The only pizza that I ate before in whole was ham and cheese.

Something Weird and Quite Scary

Within a week I was able to notice something weird and quite scary. Two different things that have something in common. Actually the similarities are a product of my imagination.

The Douchebag Venn Diagram (NSFW)

In my post not so long ago, I have mentioned the three distinct physical features that makes a perfect hunk. So which one attracts you the most: face, body, dick?

Attractive Guy Evaluation Chart (NSFW-ish)

Set aside all those charming personalities that make your typical guy, let's talk about physical appearances that make us fall for the guy. In terms of physical appearance, there are three components that makes guy sexually attractive: face, body, dick. Each aspect may be rated from values 0 to 10, with 0 the lowest and 10 the highest. I call it the "Attractive Guy Evaluation Chart". You may opt to use values ranging from 0 to 100 for a more thorough rating... although a hassle in recreating the chart below.

 

Fairy Tail's Hidden Images 3

It's been months since I've last watched Fairy Tail. I know I stopped at the beginning of season 4. The reason was Horrible Subs torrent have been taken down (based on my observation). Plus the hustle and bustle of my life made me stop watching it. I need not to worry, I bet this time I've got tons to catch up with since I heard they're currently at episode 172.

And now I'm back with Fairy Tail's hidden images or should I say characters. As this is the third one, I generally have some old and new things to unveil.

Dancing Cute Hunk

Not so long time ago, while I was browsing the internet I found a very interesting video. It featured a cute hunk dancing to the tune of some bizarre music.

He sure has the moves

Blast From the Past

The Grammy's have recently concluded. I congratulate all the winners, you deserve it (even if I don't really know your music).

Anyway, this year was quite a shock since some notable newsmakers were absent during the awards night. Of which were Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, etc. The event was a subtle one and it was kind of boring. Yet it was best without nuisances. 

V is for Vector

My former classmate informed me that my hair is vector, not to mention that my bangs is V-shaped. I didn't know what she meant... And she was dying in laughter and left me clueless.

I ignored what she said since I can't relate to it. After some time of pondering, I then remembered "Despicable Me" and it rang a bell. The villain there was named Vector. I watched the movie again to examine that guy closely and have some good time.

More Facebook Grammar

I am not in the mood to post mean things. Yet I am sharing screenshots from my Facebook News Feed. I only have two as of now. 

The first one is from my friend. It's not the post, it's the comment.

While this one is from

A Glass Full Of Gravy

I went to KFC to grab some snack. When my order was complete, I went upstairs to have myself seated near the aircon. Then I found the area somewhat empty yet crowded so i made my way towards the table. I sat down and pondered what was missing. I needed more

How I Did My Very First Aerosol Flamethrower

Did you ever try to see if aerosols really are flammable? Well I did through making my own aerosol flamethrower and it was fun. You can do it on your own provided that you have safety gear. If you are a minor, seek guidance from older people. 

Pork and Beans Scent Mystery

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Warning: If you love Pork and Beans, do not read this article. Doing so might change your perception on this food. I am not liable for such damage incurred after reading this. You have been warned, continue if you have a strong gut feeling. 

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