I have made a Venn diagram depicting the different types of guys possessing combinations of the three mentioned above. I call it the Douchebag Venn Diagram.
Not for scientific use, for entertainment purposes only.
From the diagram above, there are four types of guys: jerk, hunk, shrimp, and douchebag.
A jerk has a face and dick to brag about. Insecure about his beer belly that he always keeps his body covered up. He relies much on his face to get what he wants. And when his face won't work, he'll pull down his pants as a last resort.
On the other hand, a hunk possesses a face and body to die for. Very narcissistic, spends most of his time taking half-naked selfies in front of the mirror. Would never or rarely show off his cock, due to its lack of length or size.
Moreover, a shrimp has both the body and the dick that one wants. Hot from the neck down, he obsesses in sculpting a perfect body. Always keeps his face away from the camera during webcam sessions.
Lastly, a douchebag has all three goods making him superior to the three. Although he seems to be physically the perfect guy he can be very arrogant. No wonder he's called a douchebag.
So which of these guys do you want? :)
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