A Gay Copy of Brazzer's "Home Invasion" (NSFW)

I have once whined about gay porn's lack of comicality. And I have been heard. 

Just now while I was browsing myVidster an ad from Men.com has struck me. It was a bit comical but somehow I knew that it had a similar porn scenario from Brazzers.com. In fact the ad was like a gay carbon copy of that of Brazzers. I'm sure that those two porn companies aren't affiliated. 

Here's Men.com's video ad I grabbed. It took me a day or so to figure out how to grab video ads... because I thought it was a GIF in loop.

Gay Porn Funny? Maybe Not (NSFW)

I have watched lots and lots of gay porn. I have seen from hot to cute to romantic scenes. But I have not seen any gay porn with some funny plot. Aside from the bad acting that makes some gay porn quite funny, I don't think I have seen such comic introduction from gay porn. And if I did see one it might have been too short or wasn't funny at all.

Why are most (if not all) gay porn straightforward to the sex scene? Can we have some hilariously entertaining introduction before the inevitable ass pounding? 

My Old and New Blogs

I have finally decided to manage both my Blogger and Tumblr accounts.

Since Google has reverted to their old policy (with a twist), I think it's safe to post my dirty stuff here. You can read more of my Short Fantasies, watch videos (NSFW or not), and see my animated GIFs.

Looking Younger

Have you ever been complimented that you look younger than your age? I have, for a couple of times. It makes me feel good to hear that. Though I enjoy the perks of looking younger, I have never used it to my advantage. I mean in a practical sense.

Jeremy Rohmer or Not?

While doing nonsense on the internet, I happen to stumble upon this video. Its thumbnail has brought upon interest to me.

Fairy Tail WAS Back!

Holy Shit! I've been waiting for Fairy Tail to come back that I forgot about it!

I didn't check the news knowing that it would take time to replace or bring back the actress dubbing Lucy after the alleged scandal. Correct me with what I posted as I don't know anything about Fairy Tail now.

The Rubbery Pepper

About a month ago I ate at some Mexican restaurant. The menu was quite typical, with Nachos, Quesadilla, Tacos, etc. One thing caught my eye: Chiles Relleno. So I ordered it. They even had to ask the cook if the order was available. Yup it was available, so I waited.

Keith Carlos Wins ANTM Cycle 21

I am so not a huge fan of Keith, I'm more of his "hater". But I have to spoil it approximately 10 hours from now, Keith Carlos is the newest winner of ANTM Cycle 21.

So how did I know? I am a member of RTVGames. On that site members discuss stuff more specifically Reality TV shows. Part of our discussion are spoilers. Just so you know RTVGames.com isn't accessible to guests, you need to sign up before reading the posts there.

Odd Question: What are Bella Swan's Greatest Achievements?

After asking at Yahoo! Answers an odd yet silly question about Bella Swan two years ago I forgot that I was supposed to post screenshots of the wildest and funniest answers that users willingly supplied me with (not to mention that four agreed to ride on with my trolling).

Of course I'll tell you what I asked. The question was "What are Bella Swan's Greatest Achievements?" Since I didn't read Stephenie Meyer's The Twilight Saga I wouldn't exactly know the answers to my question even if I watched parts of the movie franchise.

the best answer was chosen by Yahoo!

A Special Halloween GIF

Halloween is fast approaching. In line with this I'd like to share something to you. A classmate of mine inspired me to make this.

 

Just a short backstory. It was night time and I was feeling sleepy already. My classmate messaged me on Facebook prompting me to click on the link. I clicked and waited for it to load on the newly opened tab. It was some flash video. Then I watched as the horror unfolds right in front of me! It was some bloody woman staring with matching horror sounds. My drowsiness went away and I had to watch something else just to erase it on my mind. Bitch had to make a prank on me!

 

This isn't the one

 

I intentionally put the blank black image above to conceal my GIF from being previewed. It's been two years now since I thought of making a GIF for Halloween, problem is I forgot. And the following year my laptop got permanently damaged. Without further ado here it is!



Something Weird and Quite Scary

Within a week I was able to notice something weird and quite scary. Two different things that have something in common. Actually the similarities are a product of my imagination.

The Douchebag Venn Diagram (NSFW)

In my post not so long ago, I have mentioned the three distinct physical features that makes a perfect hunk. So which one attracts you the most: face, body, dick?

My Own Way of Masturbating: Thighjob (NSFW)

Hours ago, I was just refreshing myVidster.com to see newly bookmarked videos. I scrolled their homepage to look for videos that fall in any of my video bookmark categories. I clicked on a video that seemed to fit in. I waited for it to load. While the video was loading, I paused it. Then the video displayed thumbnails of related videos found on the site. One thumbnail caught my attention. I clicked on it and I was redirected to the video.

I watched the video and bam... Confirmed! Someone else can also masturbate like me! The way I masturbate is very peculiar, I thought that no one else can do it. Months ago I even tried searching the internet by describing the way I did it. The search gave me very similar acts but only done by females. Not until now that I found that video (scroll down below). I thought of posting about my peculiar way of masturbation. But I didn't have the appropriate title nor the name for it. Now I have the extra push I needed. And just days ago have I coined my own way of masturbation: Thighjob.

Carryfuck: Physical Superioity and Trust (NSFW)

I like that sex position where the man penetrates his partner (I prefer males) in mid-air. Something like lifting as the partner clings on to him as they fuck. I even have a video collection Cockriding Up on myVidster.

Guess whose cock that is...

Attractive Guy Evaluation Chart (NSFW-ish)

Set aside all those charming personalities that make your typical guy, let's talk about physical appearances that make us fall for the guy. In terms of physical appearance, there are three components that makes guy sexually attractive: face, body, dick. Each aspect may be rated from values 0 to 10, with 0 the lowest and 10 the highest. I call it the "Attractive Guy Evaluation Chart". You may opt to use values ranging from 0 to 100 for a more thorough rating... although a hassle in recreating the chart below.

 

Who Really Stole It?

Someone stole one of my ORIGINAL Hunk Recordings video from this blog. For the record no one asked permission and gave me credit. I feel insulted, it seems that that moron claimed it to be theirs.

Cock Frottage: Equality (NSFW)

It's such a cliché that when we see gay couples we often ask: who's the top or bottom? I know that for sexually active gay couples one must "give" and the other must "take".

But why? I think there should be equality between gay couples. In a relationship, no one should be above or under, dominating or submissive, the master or the slave. Negating all factors, we are equal.

I'm back!

It's been a year since I've posted anything on my blog. I was too busy with my life such as schoolwork and most especially thesis... that was the most stressful thing I have ever done!

Anyway, I'm back because I want to upload videos I've stolen from sites. I want to be the Robin Hood of gay porn videos that are being kept from the masses. But seriously I really want to share, and one thing I've learned from a webmaster from a pornsite is that some things that are deemed rape, such as sleep molest videos, are banned. I did register to a porn site in order to upload videos but they it takes time for my uploads to be fully viewable to all. With very big dilemmas I thought that I can post those videos here in my blog without any problem at all.

Related Posts Success

I envy those blogs with "related posts" under each post. It gives readers more choices on what to read next. Also, visible related posts that interests readers will keep them stuck onto your blog longer than ever. 

So I surfed the net to find answers to my teeny-weeny problem. I got numerous results but randomly chose the blog Help Logger. 

I did what was instructed and that was kind of hard to do... I am not a programmer just so you know. In a matter of minutes I now have related posts in my blog! Clearly, they have helped me a lot!

Credits to Help Logger for their help. Click on link to know "How To Add Related Posts Widget To Blogger With Thumbnails".

You Can Choose to be Happy on Valentine's

Did you know that Valentine's Day, like Christmas, is a Catholic holiday celebrated for St. Valentine. Both holidays nowadays have been made into a non-catholic worldwide event hence its true essence is obscured by the superficial ideals of it.