Rene-Manuel Neßler Portfolio Collection

Just a random post adoring the magnificence of Rene-Manuel Neßler, an aspiring modelstant of Austria's Next Top Model, Cycle 6 .

 

 

Too bad that he has been eliminated in episode 7. But I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he'll come back on the next episode (same as ANTM's comeback episode).

Better Bowel Movement

Have you ever had problems in taking a dump? You know that moment when you take so much time sitting on the toilet straining.

I've had them before too. Whenever I eat too much I always have problems with my bowel movement. I always bleed especially when I have hard stools. I even feared that with this continuous event I might become anemic. Also harder stools added pain and hemorrhoids to my collection. But now I've been defecating with ease, no bleeding even with hard stools!

So how did I solve it? I'll let you into one of my secrets.

Filthy Trick (NSFW)

I got new porn from somewhere. It took me almost a day to download because of the so-called "connection interruption". But my connection was constant and not in use during those times.

This one is quite new as it was just from May 14, 2014. Its title is "Filthy Trick". It stars Jimmy Johnson and Billy Santoro. The title doesn't quite make sense, where is the "trick" part?

A Special Halloween GIF

Halloween is fast approaching. In line with this I'd like to share something to you. A classmate of mine inspired me to make this.

 

Just a short backstory. It was night time and I was feeling sleepy already. My classmate messaged me on Facebook prompting me to click on the link. I clicked and waited for it to load on the newly opened tab. It was some flash video. Then I watched as the horror unfolds right in front of me! It was some bloody woman staring with matching horror sounds. My drowsiness went away and I had to watch something else just to erase it on my mind. Bitch had to make a prank on me!

 

This isn't the one

 

I intentionally put the blank black image above to conceal my GIF from being previewed. It's been two years now since I thought of making a GIF for Halloween, problem is I forgot. And the following year my laptop got permanently damaged. Without further ado here it is!



Plants vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach

It's been two days now since the new update of Plants vs Zombies 2 (for Apple users). They opened a new world "Big Wave Beach".

They even had it on preview with the Piñata Party for over a week. This world is so unpredictable as the tide may help or hinder in your success. But there is a marker (blue arrow sign) that lets you know the farthest area the waves might hit on your lawn. When the waves hit your lawn your existing plants will disappear and you won't be able to plant new ones (temporarily that is).

They released the update spite of other levels still under construction, playable only up to level 16. I do like it since you can see the progress of the game. I only wish that they make 25 playable levels unlike the Dark Ages World with only 20. It makes me think that the Dark Ages lacked ideas and inspiration hence the shortage of five levels.
 

The Perfect Hairstyle Idea

I am so weird that it reflects with my hairstyle. And it seems that I had the most unique hairstyle in our city. Yes HAD, past tense, because some of the citizens of our place, especially the younger generations, have adapted to radical hairstyles. As of today my look is quite plain, my odd ideas may have been absorbed by many. But I can proudly say that I started this hair revolution two years ago.
 

 

Brittani Kline's short Dutch boy hairstyle of ANTM 16 and Spock of Star Trek have inspired my hair. With that hair I was a head-turner! So unusual that it's made for fashion. I even had my hair from black to golden blonde and vice versa. I even had an undercut while having that hair more like Mirai Trunks of Dragonball and Moe of The Three Stooges. But just recently have I decide to blend in with the crowd. I've been having problems with excessive sweating near my nape and above the ears.

Rainy Days and Tanktops

I've mentioned years ago that I like guys wearing tanktops. Seriously who wouldn't? Even if I didn't tell you about it, you would know with my Short Fantasies. I have even made a compilation on MyVidster, check it out! But have you ever wondered why?

The Kids Who Segregated Their Pizza Toppings

Me and my cousins were eating at a pizza place. On a table nearby are a group of kids were eating. They're all by themselves, their parents must be elsewhere. They were Muslims I could tell by the language that they speak and the hijab that the girl was wearing.

Upon receiving our pizza we chowed down on it. My cousin said that the one of the kids was being bossy. I turned to look towards their table in a discreet manner. The bossy one seems to be the eldest. She instructs them to take some of the meat off the pizza. After which they'd eat the pizza. I did segregate my toppings once when I was a kid, taking off the bellpepper, onions, and all the vegetables on the pizza. The only pizza that I ate before in whole was ham and cheese.

Three Brothers: The Final Chapter (NSFW)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any semblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

He's smiling. Oh wait! His eyes are closed, he is still sleeping. He must be dreaming... dreaming of having sex! What a relief! I nearly died there. Then Juan turned passive again. I guess it was just one of those dreams that we have when we move and talk.

Short Fantasies: Mini-series and Specials

I have already started posting my Short Fantasies and my very first story will end tomorrow. I do post them monthly every 5th of the month. I have already scheduled one three-part story.

But because I post only parts of the story, I always leave my readers hanging. I also think that a month's gap in between the parts seems too much. So I have decided to tweak my posting schedule.

Daily Hot Guy 12

Sorry that this came late. There was some internet connection problems. I was also lazy to schedule one more set of pictures.

So here they are!