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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Holden, Scoot, Josh and Anonymous

Guess everybody knows of Holden Nowell, the hunk-next-door who turns out to be gay on Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe". I've made my very first animated GIF featuring him.

Isn't he a cutie?

Days Off

I will be off for a couple of weeks. I might not be able to post anything since I will not bring my bulky laptop.


But before I go, let me impart to you this song by The Beach Boys, Kokomo



Happy Trip to me!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

I Will Be Better

I will finally go on a vacation! I should feel good about it but there's this something that I can't point out that makes me feel gloomy. Maybe its just that I am not feeling well, my immune system has been somewhat failing me for the past few days. 

No need to worry, I said to myself, Regina Spektor will make me feel "Better"


I just love listening to this! Regina never fails to make me smile even at my darkest hour.

All it takes is optimism and inspiring music, I will be better! :)

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Charice = Pempengco

Because Charice, Most Talented Girl in the World as coined by Oprah Winfrey, is my idol I tried to translate her name in Google Translate. I randomly chose Malay as base language. When i translated "Charice" to English language it yielded "Pempengco".


I tried two other languages, Spanish and Dutch, and it gave the same result.



Try it to see what I mean here. You can use other languages and tell me the results.

I Wish I was Tall

I am really fascinated by models on print ads and TV that I want to be one. Sadly, I am only 5'4 1/2". Even at this height I am still tall within the height range of my relatives, but we're not midgets! I am an intelligent person and it would be nice if I was tall too. I take height enhancing supplements because I believe that I can still reach a minimum height of 5'7" and maximum of 6'2". Yes, I have a height quota for myself.

Transit of Venus

An astronomical event wherein the planet Venus passes directly between the Earth and Sun. It happens every 243 years with pair of transits, eight years apart separated by long gaps of 121.5 years and 105.5 years. It is observed as a small dot crossing across the sun. According to NASA, North America can see it clearly on June 5, 2012, 6:04 p.m. EDT for a duration of six hours. Better watch it now for we might be dead next time it will occur, December 2117.

Dirty Mouth Twink (NSFW)

Just recently, a twink caught my watchful eyes. He may not be that good-looking nor built for the kill but he does have a rare "package". 

Without further ado here he is...

My Shinning Stars

I have watched three reality shows in spring. Two of which are singing competitions and the other is a modeling one. I watch these shows because I feel like I am a "unique" singer and a "vertically-challenged" model.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Caterpillar Bit Me

Ever since I was a child I took care of caterpillars. I wanted to see them undergo metamorphosis and emerge as butterflies. All of the caterpillars that I took care developed into butterflies yet had wing defects, their wings never fully stretched out. I later on decided to leave these caterpillars to where they belong, for nature can take care of them better than me.

Roll with Laughter

Lenka is one of my favorite singers. Not only is she talented in singing but she's also a creative concept artist and composer. She makes her own music videos in the form of stop-motion animation.

Just today I was listening to Lenka's "Roll With The Punches" on iTunes, then i decided to watch  this video on YouTube.


Cockroaches: How I Hated Them

I love insects! I hold them and even took care of them, even up to now. But there's this one insect that I can barely stand to see crawling or most especially flying...  These pests rapidly multiply in number and terrorize frequently at night.Yes, they are cockroaches! They may be small but for me they are scary.

Let me share to you a brief history of how i came to fear cockroaches. This fear of mine has started since I was a child. 

While I was in the kitchen, i don't remember what I was doing there, i felt a sudden tingling quickly moving on my right foot. I looked at my foot and saw that it was a cockroach. It ran inside my pajamas and I quickly jumped crazily (while crying) to dislodge it from its gripping on my leg. It took seconds for the intruder to fall down and ran away. For me those seconds were like minutes of torture. My parents came to see what had happened and I told them about the incident. My father was so mean, he laughed at me and said that it was just a cockroach, something that I am not to be afraid of. It felt so traumatic that every time I see cockroaches I run away wildly.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Look What I Caught (NSFW)

Because of so much wandering on the web and curiosity, I go to different sites some of which are child-friendly, others are adult-related.

It's been five months since I started to visit a certain adult-related chat room. As I discretely observed the people going here, I was shocked to see things that are only seen on porn sites.

Plotting Against Smokers

I don't smoke, I don't like cigar smoke, and I really don't like smokers who spew their smoke out in the public.

That's why I have devised a plot for them, Stink Spray! I got the formula from:
http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Putrid-Prank-Stink-Spray-in-History/

But instead of killing live earthworms for this project, I used dead superworms since they stink a lot.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

A Pledge for the Animals

"The question is not, "Can they reason?" nor, "Can they talk?" but "Can they suffer?""
- Jeremy Bentham

For whom might this quote be? 
For those who don't know Jeremy Bentham just Google it... Actually, aside from all his major works in utilitarianism and economics, he is an animal rights advocate.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Like All Other Breaks

I was planning for a vacation with the months off. I already had probable itineraries on the country I am to visit. The problem was the processing of pertinent documents needed for travel. So it never happened at all.

Instead...